Raised in the Lone Star buckle of the Bible Belt and under the unforgiving Friday night lights, Chris Keller is a born-again Christian working at the Playboy Mansion, a frat boy evangelist ringing doorbells for Jesus in the Castro, a Hollywood hopeful playing the role of his life offstage.

But beneath the act, he’s a chronically bunny-intolerant butler hiding (and praying) in Hugh Hefner’s closet.

When a stranger from a personal ad resurfaces as a fraternity brother, his carefully scripted performance shatters, launching him into a desperate scramble through Promise Keepers rallies, conversion therapy, and celibacy vows.

One night, as he races toward an early fade-to-black in the Hollywood Hills, a loose shoelace rewrites his ending—sending him home to dial 1 (800) NEW-LIFE, a Christian suicide hotline where it sounds like Jesus Christ is not only on staff, but his miracles will be fully covered by COBRA.

As he navigates the winding straight and narrow, each step only accelerates his descent down the rabbit hole, until every mirror reflects a stranger whose mask is starting to crack.

With humor and grace, Keller illuminates the devastating cost of prejudice and the impossible choice between being loved for who you aren’t—and risking everything to become who you are.

In a world increasingly fragmented by labels and expectations, Bunny Intolerant reveals the courage required to drop our masks—and why sometimes the most profound act of faith is simply telling the truth.